I asked my domestic helper for chicken for dinner last night.

Forgive the phonetics but I'm trying to create a little mood:

"Sir, wat CHEEK-en?"

"The live chicken," I said.

"Please 'chop chop' and 'fry fry,'" I added.

"Ah, sir," she said. "I know"

"Dee alibe one."

 It is amazing what a difference a letter makes.